swallowyoursoul:

My name is Joseph Stalin.

In Russia, you know I was ballin.

Marx and Lenin are my heroes.

Mao Zedong is a zero.

Communism is the game.

Socialism is our gain.

Cause you see, I’m Joseph Stalin.

and you know there’ll be no stallin’.

Frick-i-frick-i-frick-i-frick-i word.