i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”
If I ever get married, our vows better be based on the Team Rocket motto.
I vow to protect you from devastation.
To unite our privates and feel sensation.
To pronounce you as my one true love,
and see the glitter of your eyes in the stars above.
Team Rocket, married, committed for life!
Pronounce us now, as husband and wife!
This is the best thing I’ve seen on Tumblr today.
where the heck did my stylus go
any DS user (via xnewleafx)
when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are